Command Commander Gifts

"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

Concert Pianist.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Second lifeReal life.

Infantry.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Referee

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Pentagon

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"No, she likes me best!"

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

General/medals.