Title Commander Gifts

Receptionologist

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Second lifeReal life.

Infantry.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Leonard Nimoy

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Cool game!"

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

Referee

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.