Color Commander Gifts

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Second lifeReal life.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Hair Traffic control.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Internet Cafe.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Still on your left."

Artist painting a cat.

'Men will never understand.'

Bored Baker

I'm color blind, please help.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Men painting red and white.

Decorating a column.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

Juggler

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'