Color Commander Gifts

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Second lifeReal life.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Hair Traffic control.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Internet Cafe.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Bored Baker

Artist painting a cat.

"Still on your left."

I'm color blind, please help.

'Men will never understand.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Decorating a column.

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Men painting red and white.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Nail shop offers cell phone covers that match painted nails.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Thank you for not saying 'Missed a bit.'"

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

Juggler

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'