Colorful Commander Gifts

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Artists of the wild west.

Phoenix

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Hair Traffic control.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Art is a pretty picture

Eggshell blue

octopus knitting a jumper...

Artist painting a cat.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

The absurd artist

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Best Dad Ever

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

USS Party Time.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Pimlico

Sky blue

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.