Collectible Commander Gifts

'Oh look! He's radically restructuring his toy soldiers.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Infantry.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Hair Traffic control.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"Still on your left."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Artist painting a cat.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

USS Party Time.

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'