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'Oh look! He's radically restructuring his toy soldiers.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Hair Traffic control.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Ramming Speed!"

"Still on your left."

Artist painting a cat.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

USS Party Time.

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'