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Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Infantry.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Hair Traffic control.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Directors Chair and Others.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

DOH, NHS and GP

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Pentagon

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

General/medals.

"No, she likes me best!"

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

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