Cast Commander Pillows

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Hair Traffic control.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Directors Chair and Others.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

DOH, NHS and GP

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Pentagon

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"No, she likes me best!"

General/medals.

Orthopaedic Clinic: Just Popped Out

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.