Classics Commander Pillows

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Infantry.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Ramming Speed!"

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He's our finest service animal."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Still on your left."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Tosca on the balcony

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Shakespearean Actor

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"