Coloring Commander Pillows

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Face painting by numbers.

Happy Turkey Day!

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Hair Traffic control.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Internet Cafe.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Ramming Speed!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Men will never understand.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Artist painting a cat.

I'm color blind, please help.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Bored Baker

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Cool game!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Divine Intervention

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Decorating a column.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'