Camouflage Commander Pillows

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Communication Breakdowns

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Camouflage Unit

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

In Disguise.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

US Camouflage School

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'He went that way, quick!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.