Camouflage Commander Gifts

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Communication Breakdowns

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'