Camouflage Expert Gifts

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dromedary spy.

The Anti-Agent

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

CCTV in church.

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Camouflage Pram

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Camouflage Unit

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."