Camouflage Expert Gifts

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Trust me, he knows how they think."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Dromedary spy.

The Anti-Agent

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

CCTV in church.

"I'm in disguise."

Clandestine cows.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Pram

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

In Disguise.

Clown Hunting