Camouflage Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

'Pentagon may allow women into combat.'

Tank color choices.

'Ummm... you do know that camo doesn't actually make you invisible, right Larry?'

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Camouflage Pram

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

In Disguise.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.