Camouflage Aficionado Gifts

"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"

'It's a camouflage treestand. What do you think of it?'

'Now you know why they call it cowHIDE.'

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

'You missed a spot!'

"Touch of greenfly, old chap!"

Painting Camouflage jacket

'Sir, my wife used stain remover before washing my camos.'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"Got any quarters?"

"What type of caucus is that?'

"Yeah, it was a good holiday, but we really stood out as tourists; it was a pine forest. . ."

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I'm in disguise."

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

A Masked Ball

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"