Camouflage Connoisseur Gifts

Traffic Cone Monsters

In Disguise.

TapFancy Dress Costume For Snakes

"Hello - anyone about?"

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."

Bryan cathces a glimpse of the elusive 13 point dual-mirror buck.

Incognito Cheshire

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I'm in disguise."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"It's when they lie perfectly still in the water like that - you can't tell whether or not they're logs."

"The chameleons have escaped!!"

Camp Games

'He went that way, quick!'

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

Twitcher.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Palming Themselves Off! British Soldiers disguised as a Palm Grove upsetting an enemy Bivouac.

"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cat in a tank...

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Bee costume

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'