Camouflage Fanatic Gifts

Clown Hunting

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I'm in disguise."

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

Camouflage Pram

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Unit

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School