Camouflage Enthusiast Gifts

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

'I was asked to attend a meeting on Accountability in Education. Harold, how long will it take for you to teach me the art of camouflage?'

Camelflage.

'Let's get some camouflage on that face, soldier.'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Bill,notice how deer can blend with their surroundings?'

"I'm still missing 6 stick insects and a chameleon..."

Extreme camouflage

'I like this camouflage.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The chameleon bird always attracts a lot of attention.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we'll provide camouflage.'

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks.'

Army Surplus: Now in Stock - Camouflage Trousers!

"Well...the only advice my father gave me before I left home was...don't lie on colour wheels, paint colour charts or artists palettes."

"I can't find the hide!"

Camouflage trousers sale

Working from home

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

"I really admire your steadfastness - even when that big member of the canine corp visited you."

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Why do I get the feeling you were in the mood to hunt when you redecorated?"

"That won't fool any hunters."