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"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

'No, kids. I haven't seen your dad all day.'

'I was asked to attend a meeting on Accountability in Education. Harold, how long will it take for you to teach me the art of camouflage?'

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'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Prisoner hiding from guards disguised among the zebras.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

'Let's get some camouflage on that face, soldier.'

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

"Excuse me. I can't find the camouflage clothing."

'Bill,notice how deer can blend with their surroundings?'

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"I'm still missing 6 stick insects and a chameleon..."

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

"I can't find the hide!"

"I really admire your steadfastness - even when that big member of the canine corp visited you."

"I swear Mum: I keep waving at the school-bus driver, but somehow, he never sees me..."

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"Well...the only advice my father gave me before I left home was...don't lie on colour wheels, paint colour charts or artists palettes."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

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'I like this camouflage.'

Soldier in camouflage uniform looking in mirror and he can't see the uniform.

The chameleon bird always attracts a lot of attention.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

I was going to take a job as a model for camouflage clothing, but I just couldn't see myself doing it.

'I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we'll provide camouflage.'

Camouflaged golf balls - 'We've been selling hundreds of those.'

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks.'