Camouflage Fanatic T-Shirts

Clown Hunting

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Inflatable Duck Boat

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"I'm in disguise."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Little Jamie would like you both to know that he's now into sharks."

Camouflage Pram

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

Camouflage Unit

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

In Disguise.

Marathon costume

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'