Camouflage Admirer T-Shirts

First Stealth Aircraft.

Iggy Yoga

"You can't hide from child support."

'I look even more like a tree-trunk with this disguise...'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Soldier Camouflage

"You must blend in well with those markings."

Octopus and submarine

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Sunbathers.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Mensa Does Improv

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Traffic Cone Monsters

The wine-shop

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Clandestine cows.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Camouflage Pram

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."