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Ninja Porn

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Chameleon and TV

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Camouflage Pram

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'He went that way, quick!'

Clown Hunting

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.