Camouflage Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

'Pentagon may allow women into combat.'

Tank color choices.

'Ummm... you do know that camo doesn't actually make you invisible, right Larry?'

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Unit

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Camouflage Pram

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

In Disguise.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Clown Hunting

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'