Camouflage Aficionados Mugs

Ninja Porn

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Camouflage Unit

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The Cow-Butt Frog.

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Clown Hunting

'He went that way, quick!'