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"They can't see us if we don't move."

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Camouflage Pram

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

In Disguise.

US Camouflage School

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'He went that way, quick!'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'