Camouflage Fan T-Shirts

"Ooh look! A zebra! I mean do we look that stupid?"

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

Moose hunting

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Cactus turns out to be a hedgehog.

Brick camouflage.

Football Chameleon

Leaf Insect

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"I'm in the air force!"

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."