Camouflage Collector T-Shirts

'My hubby couldn't wait to try on his camouflage on once he'd joined the T.A.s, I haven't seen him since.'

Bird grows leaves.

Camouflage Unit

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

Spray on Camouflage

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"Very good darling, but to really blend in, you'd better remove your hat..."

Russian Spy Whale

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

How witness protection really works...

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

In Disguise.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.