Camouflage Artist T-Shirts

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

'Next year, don't paint the Easter eggs with your camouflage paint!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Soldier watering his camouflage.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Camouflage Pram

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Unit

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'They could use a great camouflage expert like you in the army, Mom.'