Camouflage Artist Mugs

'Wait a minute - is there any part of this stupid bush which is NOT actually a stick insect?'

'Next year, don't paint the Easter eggs with your camouflage paint!'

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Soldier watering his camouflage.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Congratulations to Sniper Harris on winning Best Floral Arrangement...'

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.