Camouflage Collector Gifts

'My hubby couldn't wait to try on his camouflage on once he'd joined the T.A.s, I haven't seen him since.'

Bird grows leaves.

Camouflage Unit

A Swiss Army Soldier.

'It's an urban warfare camouflage uniform.'

Spray on Camouflage

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"Very good darling, but to really blend in, you'd better remove your hat..."

Russian Spy Whale

Cat in a tank...

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

How witness protection really works...

"I'm in disguise."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Camouflage Pram

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"