Camouflage Specialist Gifts

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Camouflage Pram

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

'He went that way, quick!'

Clown Hunting

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'