Camouflage Specialist Gifts

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"I'm in disguise."

Clandestine cows.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

Camouflage Unit

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Camouflage Pram

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Clown Hunting

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...