Camouflage Gifts

"Great speech, general. Poor choice of uniform."

Working undercover.

TapFancy Dress Costume For Snakes

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

Chameleon and TV

"I can't find the camouflage books."

First Stealth Aircraft.

"That's a good camouflaged hunting dog."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

The chameleon bird always attracts a lot of attention.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'I like this camouflage.'

Soldier Camouflage

Football Chameleon

"Rustle when I call your name and I'll bring your diploma to you."

Incognito Cheshire

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"That won't fool any hunters."

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

Ninja Porn

"You must be the new guy!"

Forest

Dromedary spy.

'I look even more like a tree-trunk with this disguise...'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'You missed a spot!'

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

'Be careful near the jungle jim.'

Hide and Seek games amongst the navy seals would often take weeks.

Tree Camouflage

"Attention!...Where's Private Zinger?"

Camouflage Unit