Coloring Commander Gifts

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Face painting by numbers.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Happy Turkey Day!

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Hair Traffic control.

Internet Cafe.

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Ramming Speed!"

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Bored Baker

I'm color blind, please help.

'Men will never understand.'

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Artist painting a cat.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Cool game!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Divine Intervention

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

Decorating a column.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'