Classics Commander Prints

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Ramming Speed!"

"Still on your left."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Tosca on the balcony

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Cool game!"

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Shakespearean Actor