Classics Conqueror Prints

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

The trim reaper

"Ahh...He's got wind"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Computer Gamers.

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'