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"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."

Concert Pianist.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Second lifeReal life.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Referee

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Pentagon

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

General/medals.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"No, she likes me best!"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques