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The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Hair Traffic control.

Antler Buzzers.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

USS Party Time.

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

Containment Cops

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Closer... closer...'

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

'Are you sure about this? - These people have NO sense of humor.'

'OK, OK, I'll make sure I replace the loo roll from now on!'

'I've always said you can tell a lot about a man by the way he dresses.'