Comedy Commander Gifts

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Hair Traffic control.

Antler Buzzers.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Appears to be choking on his responsibility."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

USS Party Time.

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'Closer... closer...'

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

'I've always said you can tell a lot about a man by the way he dresses.'

'Are you sure about this? - These people have NO sense of humor.'

'OK, OK, I'll make sure I replace the loo roll from now on!'

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'