Fashionable Fleet Commander Gifts

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Hair Traffic control.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Leonard Nimoy

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Sportknitting

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

USS Party Time.

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."

Boris Bike

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

Zero Fuel Taxis

'Woo-hoo!!' - Lemmings doing it with style.

Soap Recovery Ship

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'And there I was thinking you'd just had a lie in.'

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

Small boy: 'Now then! All together!'

Truck companies waving 'drivers contract' looking for drivers

Ship's officers blaming each other for boat sinking.

'Do you have a Beret in a more subtle shade of green?'- Phillipa Tattersall, first female Green Beret.

ACME Trucking: 'How's my driving 555-0825?'