Order Commander Gifts

Celebrate the ultimate order commander with our witty and thoughtfully designed gifts. Perfect for those who thrive on organization, planning, and keeping everything in perfect order. Our collection features humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, all celebrating their dedication to structure and precision. Surprise your favorite order commander with a gift that shows you appreciate their knack for keeping life running smoothly, all while adding a touch of humor and personality.

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"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you." mockup

"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."

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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray." mockup

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again' mockup

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?" mockup

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

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'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...' mockup

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

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'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?' mockup

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

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"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer." mockup

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

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Second lifeReal life.

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Monk Prompt

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Hair Traffic control.

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'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.' mockup

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

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'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!' mockup

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

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"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them." mockup

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

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'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.' mockup

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

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'Pop-up Bible.'

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!' mockup

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

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Priest

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When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap. mockup

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

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'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.' mockup

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

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Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.' mockup

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

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'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.' mockup

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

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'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.' mockup

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

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Church Hymn

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'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

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P.O.W. !! to US credibility.

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"I'm sorry I called you boring."

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"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!" mockup

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

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'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.' mockup

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

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Order Commander Gifts Collection

Order Commander Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the ultimate order commander—funny, functional, and perfect for brightening their mornings.

Order Commander Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the art of order—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any space.

Order Commander Prints

Browse our collection of prints that showcase the beauty of organization and structure—great for inspiring the order commander in your life.

Order Commander T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for anyone proud of their organizational skills—witty designs that make a statement and keep things light.