Tank Commander Gifts

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

'We prefer all female tank commanders. If they get lost in battle they're willing to stop and ask for directions.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Especially modified you say..."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Admiral in the bath.

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Golf war: 'Fore!'

The Jumping Tank

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Donald Rumsfeld

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'But this IS my mobile home!'

The Trench-Sealer

BE.. All that you can BE...

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Think Tank

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

A Cow Tank.

Panzer Hut.

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."