Tank Operator Gifts

'Was it something I said?'

New tank model with safety features: 'Sorry, sir, firing the cannon set off the airbag.'

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

'He wasn't intimidated.'

Two Men In A Tank.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Especially modified you say..."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"FORE!"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

A fly on the wall documentary.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."