Tank Engineer Gifts

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

underwater knight

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Especially modified you say..."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Progress?

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I'm sure they'll fix this in the next software update."

The Jumping Tank

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Replacement Lighthouse

Golf war: 'Fore!'

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

Sailor and mine

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Donald Rumsfeld

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

A Cow Tank.

Panzer Hut.