Tank Caretaker Gifts

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Dog Food

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Horse Clean-up

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Free Range Cows.

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."