Tank Caretaker Gifts

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'They sure have small litters.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Dog Food

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

Horse Clean-up

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Free Range Cows.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Do human beings get ear mites, Doctor?'

Succeed.

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."