Fish Caretaker Gifts

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't do windows."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

'They sure have small litters.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Dog Food

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Where did the little bird go?'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'