Fish Caretaker Prints

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'I wish I was creative'

'They sure have small litters.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Dog Food

'Where did the little bird go?'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."