Pet Fish Caretaker Prints

Trumpeter and Aquarium

Snub Marine

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I don't do windows."

"She's a miniature."

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'They sure have small litters.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

Dog Food

'Go on - they're organic!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

How their world views have changed over time.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

'Wow! They don't even bother giving you notice anymore before they fire you!'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Where's your goldfish?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

'I'm a Pisces.'