Pet Fish Enthusiast Prints

To Do: Swim, Forget, Swim, Forget, Swim....

"How's that whole 'thinking outside the bow' thing working out for you now?"

Polluted Fish Tank

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Hey, buddy. . . do you mind if I crash with you for a bit? She kicked me out of the house.'

'....Just because you heard something outside, it doesn't mean you go out and check on it!'

'This wide, wonderful world you promised is making me dizzy!'

Urban sprawl rears it's ugly head in Elmer's bowl.

A goldfish in the water cooler

"Must you do that while I'm talking to you?"

Fish Tank

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.