Pet Fish Fans Prints

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'Go ahead- I dare you to evolve!'

'I know it's not very practical, but I always wanted to have an aquarium...'

"We are being unlawfully detained. I say we file a petition for habeas carpus."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Civilized Salmon

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"He seems to have a lot of anger bottled up inside."

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

being watched over his shoulder

Celebrate National Submarine Day.