Pet Fish Fan Prints

"We find it calms the patient."

"I promised I'd come back for you Gladys, come hell or high water."

In order to further bond with you, Julius, I learned how to read lips by watching an instructional video on Youtube. Now that I know what you're saying, my heartfelt response is, Same to you, buddy!

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"Check out the new sushi bar!"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

Civilized Salmon

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'